Games We're Not Touching with a 10 Foot Wiimote: Iron Chef America Supreme Cuisine

By: PoisonRamune, the Apathetic Lizardman

The huge booth panels stared me right in the face, gigantic characatures of the classic Food Network allstars were printed on each pane. I knew what this game was going to be about and I almost didn't even need to walk into the booth to know it. The game was Iron Chef America: Supreme Cuisine for the Wii and DS, and as expected it's a collection of stupid gimmicky mini-games.

The game is basically another $50 tech demo thrown on our laps to appease the casual crowd. Though in this case, I can't think of anyone who would be remotely interested in this game. I wouldn't even wish this on kids who hope to one day be cooks, as this game should be called Iron Sous Chef with all the repetitive tasks you're to be doing. All in all, we need another mini-game filled "casual" Wii game as much as I need another hole in my ass... Actually, I've been having some explosive BMs in the recent, that second asshole might actually be a positive. Unlike the game.

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