What Makes a Guy Creepy?

I've been to the top of a mountain. Actually I've only gotten close to the top of the mountain. Three times. That's right, I've spent 3 saturdays almost getting to the top of Mt. San Antonio in the San Bernardino Mountains (a pretty intense hike) but due to lack of preparation and time, failed to make it to the very tip, which would afford me the 360 degree vista that inspired me to get out of bed in the first place.

So what I think this says about myself is that I am a man of an unusual ambition, and a powerfully debilitating laziness. This would probably explain why I have 5 or 6 half written RWN articles on my computer desktop.

I have been playing Legend of Zelda: Twilight Princess for maybe two years now. I turn it on every couple months, and when I do, have pretty much no idea where I am, or what I am supposed to be doing. The game frustrates me for a while, until I get into the groove of it again. After about an hour again, I'm having fun. Then, due to other obligations/interests, I will forget to play it for another couple months and the cycle of frustration will commence again. I'm in the sky city right now, which according to Darkstar Ripclaw at GameFaqs.com is only about 75% through the game. This pisses me off.

Why am I telling you all of my failings as a person you might ask? Well, I guess I figure since all of my articles are going to be subtle arguments for my own genius, you might as well hear the other side of the issue. I also like the following things (in no particular order):

Lost
The Kinks
The Lakers
Avocado Teriyaki Burgers
the films of Akira Kurosawa

I used to be in a band called the fictions. You can check out our music on Itunes (our E.P. is titled f-tunes).

So, I hope that I finish those articles on my desktop, and that people enjoy them.

- Josh

I'm currently using OSX 10.4.11 on a Macbook with a 1.83 Ghz Intel Core Duo. No, I'm not a Apple Zealot, so please don't emphatically tell me how much better PCs are than a Mac in hopes for some lively debate. To quote Rob, "the minimalist design made me want and not want it."

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